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| 2008-07-03 09:52 |
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A couple months ago, before the change of command in HQ I was in the arms room with the commander and the armorer leading a detail. I had three privates working under me and the commander explained what he wanted done with the serial numbers. When he was done he asked if there were any questions. I put my hand up and said, "Sir, what does superman dat 'ho' mean?"
The armorer proceeded to demonstrate definition 3 on a tough box.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=super+man
The commander thought we were all idiots
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| 2008-07-02 11:10 |
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I was looking through the laundry people left in the laundry room because at 13:00 it gets thrown out if no one claims it. Someone had a pair of jeans that looked to be about my size. When I pulled it out I saw that the guy to whom the jeans belonged had the following items:
1 Che shirt, green
1 Che shirt, tan
1 pair of Calvin Klien underwear, black
It's ok I'm sure Che Guevara wore designer undies too, jackass
Anyone ever notice he sort of looked like he was from the Planet of the Apes
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| 2008-06-27 08:23 |
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For the past few days I've been out in New Mexico. I eat outside, I sleep outside, well let's just leave it at that.
I had to march 12 miles yesterday in full kit (about 50 pounds)
Those 20 year olds still can't keep up with me. It's god damned disgusting. if you are under 25 hang your head in shame for your generation. You might be able to kick ass at thumb wrestling, but none of you can beat a 30 year old man on a march. There is more to life than playstation.
TEH KIDS THEEZE DAZE seriously have no heart whatsoever. I had to keep marching 25 meters then wait for my squad to catch up as I was their leader.
In other news we completely blew everyone away in the live fire course.
Marcus and his team won the road march, and Me leading my team resulted in kicked ass all over the live fire leader course. The CO said he couldn't believe I was still a specialist at which our platoon sergeant just rolled his eyes as he and the previous platoon sergeant tried to send me to the sergeant board, and I refused.
Maybe the CO will finally get off our ass about medics being less than scouts and mortars
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| 2008-06-26 16:22 |
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What you will get: Dangerously drunk
What you will need: 1 seedless watermellon, ice, 100 proof SoCo, 100 proof Smirnoff vodka, Segrams gin (the normal kind for the love of god, not that awful flavored shit) 1 blender, friends, spare liver
Here is how it came about:
We had a cookout where we bought a bunch of food, including a watermelon. Only half of the watermelon was eaten so I decided to soak the other half in gin. Adam said we should mash it up and try to drink it. I said Ski has a blender. As I already liked the direction this was taking I said, "We should throw some ice in there too"
I'm not really sure that in this case too many cooks didn't spoil the broth as I could have done without the soco as everything else was completely hidden by the watermelon. I might suggest everclear in place of the vodka, but there is only so much I can in good conscience recommend. We are all army sized drinkers and this stupid watermelon concoction put us on our asses in like an hour and a half.
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| 2008-06-18 07:46 |
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While thinking I am the funniest man in the world for this:
I almost slipped on the wet bathroom floor and died
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| 2008-06-17 04:50 |
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Deaf Porn
Another reason I dislike the deaf. My friend Erin who is a teletype operator always thinks I am kidding when I say I don't like the deaf, but I don't. I don't like the general culture in America where everyone has to have their own little micro culture, but everyone else has to respect it and embrace it, unless god forbid you're a straight white man.
Why do deaf people get social security anyway? My hearing is going out from gunfire CHECK PLZ KTHNXBI. In the modern workplace are the deaf really at that big of a disadvantage? That's Kevin he can understand everything you say as long as you don't put your hands in front of your mouth while you are talking. We mostly communicate over instant messenger, just like everyone else in the office.
Seriously
They don't consider deafness a disability, but rather a "difference in human experience" that difference being they have to pay a little closer attention when they cross the street and they can go to the social security office to claim disability.
Do I really hate the deaf? Decide for yourself
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| 2008-06-14 14:36 |
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I get really mad when anyone accuses me of being gothy. Right now I am sitting in a pitch black room, save the computer. A guy who was a professional coder for AOL in the mid neinties came in here once and said, "I've had the sun hurt my eyes before, but this is the first time it's ever been so dark it hurt my eyes"
I'm sitting in a room that dark and I am listening to the Cure.
Most of my clothing is black.
maybe HEY IF YOU SAY IT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS THEN RUN A 14 minute 2 mile then do 65 situps in two minutes
ignore me read this
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| 2008-06-11 16:29 |
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Keep in mind I am neither agreeing nor disagreeing with any of this, i'm just saying it seems like some of the same stuff Bush took a beating from college kids about.
Obama voted in favor of the 2006 version of the Patriot Act.
Voted Yes on reauthorizing the USA PATRIOT Act.
Obama has encouraged Democrats to reach out to evangelicals and other church-going people, saying, "if we truly hope to speak to people where they’re at—to communicate our hopes and values in a way that’s relevant to their own—we cannot abandon the field of religious discourse.
On August 1, 2007 Obama declared in a foreign policy speech that the United States must be willing to strike al Qaeda targets inside Pakistan, with or without the consent of the Pakistani government.
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| 2008-06-11 03:05 |
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Going along with my annoy ment at the last post
I want to know how many chicks will refriend me knowing I am in love and will not have sex with them
sexism = go
In the last iteration men won on stupid this time let's go for love
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| 2008-06-11 02:29 |
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You have no idea what a horrible collection of pussies you are.
click to hear
http://www.firstworldwar.com/audio/Nora%20Bayes%20-%20Over%20There.mp3
All of you that think you are supporting bringing us home are only supporting tthe democrats pulling back our funds for armor and air support.
edit I don't just mean body armor I mean all kinds of armor
The pentagon can't authorize dragon skin because of politics. I can be civil about Barry changed first name to Husein Bamma when he says his piece about peace
think about this
If I could reach him he would be dead for things he said about me
not because I am mad but I pledged an oath.
I am the troops
In fact if you don't enlist expect to be deleted
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| 2008-06-10 22:42 |
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I know what it means when you say fine.
it means I am a crazy woman and nothing is fine
I know what it means when you say whatever
It means you better start apologizing to me or I will extract my revenge later
When a man says fine it means
I don't care enough to argue. You are right
When a man says whatever it means
You're wrong but I would rather hit myself in the head with a hammer than argue about something so stupid
So in closing if a man says fine tell him you love him
if he says whatever say you don't care and put your hand in his pants
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| 2008-06-10 14:33 |
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Poll #1202893
Open to: All, results viewable to: All Is it ok to call a woman a cunt?
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| 2008-06-08 16:30 |
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Send your house cat to attack me, I dare you
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| 2008-06-05 07:34 |
| Nice Guys Vs. Pussies and Assholes Vs. Men ClintRant# 538 |
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http://waltersdesign.org/
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores.
I came across that last night. You can click it if you don't already know where this is going. You've probably already seen something just like this if not the same thing. I know I'm not saying anything groundbreaking here, but this is not what a nice guy is. This is what a pussy is. Consult http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html if you want the real break down.
If you are sad that you are "just friends" you're not really friends. You are her bitch. In fact you are the asshole proving that all guys can be lead around by the balls. Isn't that what you are doing while you are sighing into your livejournal about your unrequited love?
That's when you learn to hate the alpha dog. The alpha dog waltzes into her life with his police/army/firefighter uniform, guitar, motorcycle, or biceps and she's crushing all over him. You're thinking she doesn't even know anything about him other than he's handsome, charming, and manly. What could she possibly see in him? He probably just likes her for her smile, perfect waist, and big tits. I've got news for you bucko, that's attraction.
They will go out a few times and if they are compatible you have a rival. If they aren't compatible you will run back to the asshole stereotype. If they do go out you will fume because you are jealous of all the time you put into trying to get into her pants without, you know ever trying. Just hanging around like a buzzard waiting for I suppose her to get drunk and leap on you telling you how many nights she's thought of your secret love, but dared not ruin the friendship.
It's not going to happen, Skippy. Guess what when the alpha man in her life meets you he regards you the same way as her little yapyap dog. You might be pathetic, but you are her favorite pet/accessory so if he wants to keep seeing her he has to pretend to like you even if he secretly likes to imagine how far you would go if he kicked you. Guess what ELSE, this is the one that really hurts this is the one I hope claws your guts out, just like the little yap yap dog he makes fun of you right to her face and she giggles. That's right, she laughs at you behind your back, just like how she laughs at the dog that "will bite your ankles off". That's what you are, not her friend, but her bitch.
Furthermore you are not a nice guy. Being nice is your rationalization for the world jacking you every single day. "I gave that away/did that/said that because I am just too nice". The real answer is you were afraid to say no. That's not the same thing.
Quit polluting the internet with things about nice guys and how they're better than assholes IF ONLY THE WOMEN COULD SEE
First of all why would a woman want to be with you? She's already getting more out of you than if she was fucking you. Why would she want to fuck you? You think that women want some limpdick in bed? Do you think you could hold her at night and make her feel safe? Women like it when a powerful man is gentle with them because they know he could break her in half without trying, but he cares enough to just pull her hair and bite her a little.
You will never be able to satisfy a woman's need to feel like a woman.
Also lay off the "assholes" Those people you call assholes are the first people you will call when there is trouble. If you hear someone break into your house and you are afraid (and probably afraid someone is going to hurt you, not your loved ones you fucking pussy) are you going to grab a bat/gun/your balls and go check it out or are you going to call 911? When it turns out to be a raccoon that slipped through an open window do you think the cops will call you a pussy? Later on when you're not there they will say, poor little fellow must have been scared out of his mind. When someone threatens the interests of the United States are you going to call for a draft or are you going to just hope someone else will do it? Let's say you did volunteer for disaster relief during Katrina or some such thing, what would you be able to do, pass out water and talk to the survivors about their feelings while the real men risk their lives searching debris?
Stop calling yourself nice and realize what you are, a perpetual victim. Acceptance is the first step to recovery. Stop blaming the "assholes" because you aren't a real man.
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