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More Keeness than Alex P. Keaton
Top Breeders Recommend Clintiskeen.
Created on 2002-12-11 12:10:14 (#809484), last updated 2009-11-11
10,201 comments received, 7,371 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | A Drink For All Ages |
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| Birthdate: | 1978-11-11 |
| Location: | El Paso, Texas, United States |
| Website: | DEAD FLOWERS TO YOUR DOOR |
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I am related to Bill Kean, but don't get it twisted. I ain't no family circus fag! Shut your bullshit
If you would like to add me, go ahead and do it, you don't need to tell me. If you still feel compelled to mention that you did, try making a case for why I should add you back.
You may contact my lawyer Here: Timonthy D. Murnane 801 West Cental avenue P.O. Box 125 Davidsonville Maryland _____________________________
This quote applies to most LJ users and gives you some handy info about ME:
>Actually clintiskeen, you're some sort of crack addict.
How many different kinds of crack addicts are there? OMG LOL Im an INTJ 5W6 scorpio! That must mean I AM THE KIND OF CRACK ADDICT THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU, AND ANALY RAPE AND BEAT YOUR MOTHER FOR GIVING BIRTH TO YOU. Shut your vapid hole
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Iraq, stop loss, etc
I am a medic in the US army currently stationed in Iraq. Just because I am in Iraq doesn't mean I want to debate the President's policy in Iraq. Just because I am a soldier doesn't mean I want to talk to every dipshit in the world who thinks they know more than everyone in charge because they overheard something in a coffee shop or can repeat their professor of Womyn's studies like a braindead parrot. No matter what your feelings on the war, I am a medic who SAVES LIVES of both US soldiers and Iraqi citizens injured by the terrorists. If you can't respect that I don't want to talk to you anyway, but feel free to drop by
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seijiwolf he'll be more than happy to call you a retard while I am busy here in IraqCalvin: "I feel I have an obligation to keep a journal of my thoughts. Being a Genius, my ideas are naturally more important and interesting than other people's. So, I figure the world would benefit from a record of my mental activities."
Hobbes: "How philantropic of you."
Calvin: "Well, the world isn't going to get it cheap."
Hobbes: "So, what are you writing today?"
Calvin: "I couldn't really think of anything. So, I'm drawing some Martians attacking Indianapolis."
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